do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
- Scott: Is there a reason your gun is still pointing at me?
- Chris: Well there's probably some part of me that still wants to shoot you.
- Scott: I get that.
Obsessing over this lovely little dynamic between Derek and Isaac. hahaha THEY’RE SO CUTE I CAN’T.
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
i think there should be a biological setting for ‘i dont want kids why do i need to ovulate/menstruate’ and then your period just ollies out for a while
like ‘ok bro i accept your life choices call me if you want a baby’
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”